Various Twisted Questions

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At last, you ran away from home to experience a thrilling adventure. Six weeks later, with no job prospects and no funds, you're starving, dehydrated and Mr. Wolf's banging at the door! Suddenly, in the middle of the room (with smoke and rumbling sound effects) a weird looking creature appears to you and offers you a great job with a bright future. Hehehehe, yeah there's a catch though...He owns a very large circus and needs someone who's a bit cheeky/gutsy/unafraid. You have to pick one of four work assignments. Which of the following will you choose? A. Elephant trainer: these are monstrous sized pachyderms who are phobic around crowds, The slightest sneeze from crowds will result in a rather messy stampede They really go wacko when smelling peanuts! Good luck to ya! B. Snake handler: Well to tell ya the truth, they've developed a taste for human flesh, but don't let that put you off 'cause otherwise they can be as gentle as lambs when fed properly. C. Seals: these harpys were with the U.S. Navy trained for underwater demolitions work. They're kind of spoiled and like to be rewarded for a "job well done!" The only problem here is that all the other handlers weren't fast enough with the treats and ull ended up losing their arms. But hey, don't worry, as long as you remember to feed them every two minutes you're their matey! D. The Dynamic Duo Rhinos: Awe aren't they cute? Look don't fret about their tempers, they "enjoy" having their baths at least once every hour. Rumor has it those other handlers were a mite forgetful with the backrubs and ended up being shishkebobbed. But don't you worry, as long as they're rubbed the right way, why you're in like Flynn.
RE: Canabalism so what?
hey you are right! go to it snakes!!!!! bite them on the butt.
(January 27, 2003 ~ 9:12 AM)
By mary j

RE: Canabalism so what?
Let's see... Republicans are cold blooded, environment hating, and smelly. Snakes are cold blooded, but as far as I know, they enjoy the environment and they don't smell NEARLY as bad.
(January 24, 2003 ~ 2:29 PM)
By Leanne Enck

RE: Canabalism so what?
the questiion is do snakes count as republicans? i think maybe it isn't canibalism--snakes would be insulted everywhere if they knew any one was comparing them to those creepy right wingers. sorry snakes everywhere. i am sorry i didn't mean to be so insulting. please--take it out on pat robertson. don't bite me.
(January 24, 2003 ~ 9:19 AM)
By mary j

Canabalism so what?
Humans are the only creatures that really have a problem with canabalism...do republicans count as humans?
(January 23, 2003 ~ 2:46 PM)
By Leanne Enck

RE: GO SNAKES!
hey maybe we could feed some politicians to them--but that would be canabalism. :)
(January 23, 2003 ~ 9:23 AM)
By mary j

RE: Dumbo
No worries - I know how to handle nuts. *LOL* - Thanks for the warning, though. (grins & giggles)
(January 16, 2003 ~ 3:17 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Anything goes!
thanks for the laugh :))))))))))))))!
(January 16, 2003 ~ 9:39 AM)
By mary j

RE: Dumbo
and you will find me with the donkeys. :)
(January 07, 2003 ~ 7:21 PM)
By mary j

RE: Dumbo
Hey Wendi, careful with that bag of peanuts LOL :D
(January 06, 2003 ~ 7:56 PM)
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