You received a letter (10pp) with no return address.
Included were photocopies of Top Secret documents relating a devious plot by a mysterious Cabal of clowns known only as The High Order Of Jest.
These subversive harlequins intend to destroy humanity by a combination of subliminal tapes containing guffaws, chuckles, belly laughs and laugh tracks from comedy shows!
Knowing their covert plan, would you:
A. Just laugh it off as failed humor,
B. Consider becoming their agent for only 15% commission,
C. Decide to "steal" their act and use their stuff for your own act which has bombed out in the last 130 shows of 132.