You are in a foreign country and are eating at the house of a very important person. They have very generously offered you a choice as to what you would like to eat. Your choices are:
Stewed Rhododendron Leaves (Vegetarian Option)
You have to eat one of these dishes, as failure to do so would show disrespect and would greatly insult your host (who has friends in very high places and can make the rest of your life a living hell). So, which delicious option do you choose?