You have the chance to become the personal assassin for the head of a major Columbian drug cartel. You will never be caught by authorities or harmed by anyone. However, you must kill cartel rivals, political enemies, etc., sometimes in horribly gruesome ways, possibly involving extreme torture. You must also go to live in Columbia, but may return on vacation at any time. As compensation for your efforts, you will receive a yearly salary of $10 million, free room and board, free dental and health insurance, and several cars with renewed leases every year. Your assassination equipment will also be provided at no cost. Would you take the job, or continue working in a boring cubicle?