You may either continue with your life as it is now, working in your present job (whatever it may be) and possibly changing jobs now and then, and retiring when you get old, or selling your company if you’re self-employed, or whatever. On the other hand, you may receive a Magical Lifetime Educational Scholarship. This will pay for a minimum of 12 credit hours at a large, respectable university somewhere in the country (like Georgetown, Harvard, Cornell, etc…), and your admission is guaranteed; books, supplies, and a meal card are included. An apartment will be provided at no expense to you, as will a car with a renewed lease every five years. You will be provided with free health and dental insurance, and a yearly, tax-deferred stipend of $30,000. The only catch is that you may never work at another job for the rest of your life, and you MUST maintain a B average in all courses. Would you take the opportunity?