Various Twisted Questions

Rash White Explorer
You have been caught by a tribe of savages in their territory and they are ever so slightly annoyed because you are not supposed to be in their territory. So they have sentenced you to death. They are a considerate tribe, however, and have offered you your choice of deaths: * To have your eyelids sliced off and to be staked out in the desert so that, come morning, the hot sun will fry your eyeballs. You will then lie there until death and the buzzards claim you. * To have the soles of your feet burned off and then to be forced to walk across the desert on your naked feet until you die. * To run the gauntlet, which involves running between two lines of warriors, each one holding a club, hatchet or knife. No-one has ever got further than halfway before the amount and force of blows received brought about their death. Which form of torture (leading to your death) do you choose?
RE: Eww...a Bush!
I remember this Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen song about how they wanted to be president...well...I can see our current president standing on his desk, or jumping on his bed singing that song. Don't ask me how I remember these things. I wasn't really big on the Olsen twins, but my brother thought they were incredibly hot (or whatever 7 year olds think about the opposite sex)...that was back in the day though...
(April 14, 2003 ~ 11:49 AM)
By Leanne Enck

RE: Eww...a Bush!
My prayer:

"Now I lay me down to sleep and pray the Good Lord to visit the bed of Bastard Bush, pluck his eyes blind to the pain and hardship of others, rip his entrails from his screaming flesh, and send his foul stench of a soul to the deepest HELL that exists!" :D
(April 12, 2003 ~ 9:28 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Eww...a Bush!
and he needs his cabinet to read to him. the crud can't even read except he knows what money is.
(April 08, 2003 ~ 8:45 PM)
By mary j

RE: Eww...a Bush!
Nah he needs his mommy to feed him his pablum and an afternoon nap :))))))))))))))))))))))))
(April 05, 2003 ~ 11:05 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Eww YEAH
"Momma said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this my momma said!" LOL ;D
(April 05, 2003 ~ 11:00 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Eww
Here little savage boy... want some candy? I've got a hershey bar... *waves chocolate* *LOL*
(April 01, 2003 ~ 7:55 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Okay, how about this, Perambulate?
I thought you might like that. *grins* -- took ya long enough!!!
(April 01, 2003 ~ 7:45 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Okay, how about this, Perambulate?
8~O HOLY COW!!!!

Someone help me....I'm blind and my eyeballs are stuck on that extraordinarily beautiful fairy babe...LOL
(April 01, 2003 ~ 1:57 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Eww
I'm a believer of "when in Rome ..." [practises savage swoons] hehhehheh :~D
(April 01, 2003 ~ 1:48 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Eww
Well, just in case he is, I understand that if he were the leader of the savages, that he would have me run the gauntlet.
(March 29, 2003 ~ 2:37 PM)
By Leanne Enck

RE: Eww
i wonder if baby bush is reading this?
(March 27, 2003 ~ 8:35 PM)
By mary j

Okay, how about this, Perambulate?
Remember the "less is more" comment I made in my last post? Okay, if I'm not wearing one of those goddess gowns, then I'd show up looking kinda like this *grins*
Image from Pamela's Faerie Images
(March 18, 2003 ~ 11:41 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Eww
Would I show up in anything less? (grins) -- well, maybe I would -- sometimes less is more. Yes, (put your tongue away *grins*) I'd be wearing the gown of the goddesses! I'd have those savages swooning.
(March 18, 2003 ~ 10:59 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Eww
Oooooh hot damn... :~9

Are you gonna wear one of those (pant,pant) slinky sheer gowns that seductresses always just happen to have on hand during such perilous episodes?

BTW: Inquiring hehheh Minds want to know ;~)
(March 18, 2003 ~ 8:28 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Eww
I don't think that savages would mind having me around. I'd help them, and prevent them from having an Easter Island type incident. Unless they're earth hating savages...then I'd chose number three, I guess.
(March 16, 2003 ~ 10:10 PM)
By Leanne Enck
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