Various Twisted Questions

The Devil You Say?
Having led a wicked life, you are doomed to spend eternity in hell. The devil (quite a generous guy, once you get to know him) offers you a choice of punishments: (A) To continuously push a heavy boulder up a steep slope. Your arms ache agonisingly all the time and yet you must keep pushing this rock for ever. (B) To stand in the middle of a lake with luscious fruits hanging all around you. You are tormented with a great hunger and a burning thirst and yet the minute you reach out for a fruit it moves out of your reach. The minute you bend down to drink the water, the level of the water drops. (C) Traditional punishment. You are thrown into a fiery pit where you spend eternity burning in an unquenchable fire. So, which punishment do you choose?
Punishment
I would accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior and be delivered from this punishment. Game Set Match... I Win!
(February 04, 2011 ~ 6:55 PM)
By Joshua Schueler

RE: Hot dog
the evil horny dude? *grins* -- you don't mean yourself, right? *giggles* (who is that masked man, anyway?) Three muskateers are the bomb! I like to eat the chocolate from the outside first, then smoosh up the inside to the shape of a marshmallow. *LOL* Twix are in good, too - and again, there's an ass-backwards method to eating them. Chocolate first, then caramel, then the crispy cookie center.
(February 24, 2003 ~ 10:29 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Hot dog
Do we have to share our dandy candy with the evil horny dude?

Ohhhhh did I ever tell you I like 3 musketeers and snickers too? Yuuuummmmm

I gotta admit though that it wouldn't be all bad down there, having a cup of hot chocolate won't be a problem :)
(February 24, 2003 ~ 7:53 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Hot dog
got to give him credit for trying.
(February 24, 2003 ~ 9:45 AM)
By mary j

RE: Hot dog
*giggles* -- he said hershey! *LOL* - You can have all the candy bars with nuts - like the hershey's 'n' stuff, unless it's a snickers, then we share. Meanwhile, I'll be snackin' on the ooey gooey treats like caramello and reces peanut butter cups. *grins*
(February 23, 2003 ~ 7:10 AM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Hot dog
I knew it, you're really Jerry Falwell in disguise..right?;) LOL
(February 23, 2003 ~ 12:11 AM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Hot dog
WOW you really know how to party...a dew and a candy bar well okay :)))

ooh god make mine a giant Hershey bar w/ nuts please?

a cold dew is so fine :)
(February 22, 2003 ~ 11:50 PM)
By Carl StrangeLifeForm

RE: Hot dog
This is hell. There ain't no way out. No matter how far down you go, you will only get tired from crawling . . . not to mind even hungrier and thirstier.
(February 20, 2003 ~ 3:09 AM)
By Shane McCarthy

RE: Hot dog
What if I never stood up though...what if I kept going down and crawled out?
(February 19, 2003 ~ 1:03 PM)
By Leanne Enck

RE: Hot dog
Sorry to put a damper on everyone's enthusiasm here, but the water would never be gone. You see, when you stoop down, the level of the water drops, but when you straighten up, the level of the water comes back up, so that it is always tantalizingly just out of your reach. The water never disappears and you can never get out of the pit. You will suffer there for all eternity . . .
(February 19, 2003 ~ 10:51 AM)
By Shane McCarthy

RE: Hot dog
oh i wasn't critisizing you for being hard on me. i think this site shows you some times ther really IS NOT a better choice of the three. if i wait too long to eat i get dizzy and lite headed. if that is hunger then i have had it. i don't know otherwise what it feels like. food is not a big deal with me. just a pain in the neck (except eating out is fun).
(February 18, 2003 ~ 1:21 PM)
By mary j

RE: Hot dog
Oh yes, you would feel the hunger, worse than any hunger you have ever known and the thirst would also be the worst you have ever known. If you took the boulder option, your arms would ache worse than they have ever ached. If you took the hellfire option, you would be in the worst burning torment you can possibly imagine. And don't criticise me for being hard on you. This is hell after all - it's supposed to be horrible.
(February 18, 2003 ~ 4:44 AM)
By Shane McCarthy

RE: Hot dog
another good solution. imagination is rampent here. i wish i thought of that.
(February 17, 2003 ~ 5:27 AM)
By mary j

RE: Hot dog
the hunger i could take. i don't know about the thirst. and in hell, maybe you WOULD feel the hunger. who knows.
(February 17, 2003 ~ 5:26 AM)
By mary j

RE: Hot dog
oh, that was a good one! :)))))
(February 17, 2003 ~ 5:25 AM)
By mary j

RE: Hot dog
Clever. Very clever!
(February 16, 2003 ~ 5:53 PM)
By Wendi Cali

RE: Hot dog
I'd go for B, and keep going down for water until it was all gone, and then I'd get myself out of the pit.
(February 16, 2003 ~ 3:06 PM)
By Leanne Enck

RE: Hot dog
I'm gonna go with plan B -- You'll find me skinny dippin' --- hunger is not a problem, I've learned to avoid it and I'm not big on drinkin' water anyway. Someone toss me a Mtn. Dew and a candy bar, will ya? *LOL*
(February 14, 2003 ~ 10:06 PM)
By Wendi Cali
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